This is our first time in all these cities, and tickets are only $10!
For Seattle tickets click here. For Portland, click here. And for San Francisco, click here. And as always we will meet/take photos with any fan that sticks around after the show! Hope to see you there.
Amir: Jake. jake jake jake jake jake jake-
Jake: Amir i don’t have time for this right now.
Amir: Do you know that they’re making bacon out of fake meat? Yeah, they’re hacking the system, trying to feed us this, this, this poison.
Jake: What are you talking about? What bacon system?
Amir: So yeah I started a new pro-meat blog. *sends jake the link in an email*
Jake: How are you so fast at sending e-mails?
Amir: *makes weird face and shrugs*
Jake: Ok well first of all, your most recent post says “Bacon doesn’t have to come from a pig, but it should and it will and I don’t care how.” Contradicting yourself there bud and you obviously care if you’re making a whole blog about it.
Amir: “If it ain’t meat, it’s shieeeet”
Jake: Your description says “Pro-meat and pro-meat only, no vegetables, vegetarians, vegans or any kind of veg.” What’s a veg?
Amir: Dude, just tell me if it’s good or not ok. I spent like a bad amount of money on this thing.
Jake: It’s a tumblr domain, you don’t have to pay for it.
Amir: I paid for the theme, you idiot!
Jake: Why would you pay for a tumblr theme?
Amir: I just wanted it to be nice, ok. Cozy, Inviting.
Jake: You know, it would be, except the colour scheme is all bright red. It’s red text on a red background and you can barely read anything. How is this inviting?
Amir: (in high whiny voice) It’s blood orange on a dark crimson, ok. I want it to scream red meat.
Jake: Three posts down there’s actually a bad audio clip of you just chanting “RED MEAT” too.
Amir *plays bad audio clip and lip syncs with it while making fist pumping motions*
Jake: I don’t even know why you’re going to all this trouble to make a pro-meat blog, considering the only kind of meat you have is chicken nuggets.
… and etc.
haha i tried :) if anyone else wants to send me some scenarios, go ahead (wink wink nudge nudge)
should i change my url to seizethecheeze (as in cheeze not cheese) or keep it mrs-blumenfeld???
March Madness Pt. 7
every march madness that comes out just reminds me how long i’ve been watching jake and amir for :)
man i really want to know jake’s virginity story