Amir and Sunglasses Part 1

"I hate that you can put those on so quickly."

Seattle, Portland, San Francisco Tour!

jakeandamir:

This is our first time in all these cities, and tickets are only $10!

For Seattle tickets click here. For Portland, click here. And for San Francisco, click here. And as always we will meet/take photos with any fan that sticks around after the show! Hope to see you there.

hugth-and-rainbowth: I had a great idea for a J&A where Amir has a pro-meat blog, like he posts "Bacon doesn't have to come from a pig, but it should and it will and I don't care how" x

Amir: Jake. jake jake jake jake jake jake-

Jake: Amir i don’t have time for this right now. 

Amir: Do you know that they’re making bacon out of fake meat? Yeah, they’re hacking the system, trying to feed us this, this, this poison.

Jake: What are you talking about? What bacon system?

Amir: So yeah I started a new pro-meat blog. *sends jake the link in an email*

Jake: How are you so fast at sending e-mails?

Amir: *makes weird face and shrugs*

Jake: Ok well first of all, your most recent post says “Bacon doesn’t have to come from a pig, but it should and it will and I don’t care how.” Contradicting yourself there bud and you obviously care if you’re making a whole blog about it.

Amir: “If it ain’t meat, it’s shieeeet”

Jake: Your description says “Pro-meat and pro-meat only, no vegetables, vegetarians, vegans or any kind of veg.” What’s a veg?

Amir: Dude, just tell me if it’s good or not ok. I spent like a bad amount of money on this thing.

Jake: It’s a tumblr domain, you don’t have to pay for it.

Amir: I paid for the theme, you idiot! 

Jake: Why would you pay for a tumblr theme?

Amir: I just wanted it to be nice, ok. Cozy, Inviting.

Jake: You know, it would be, except the colour scheme is all bright red. It’s red text on a red background and you can barely read anything. How is this inviting?
Amir: (in high whiny voice) It’s blood orange on a dark crimson, ok. I want it to scream red meat.

Jake: Three posts down there’s actually a bad audio clip of you just chanting “RED MEAT” too.

Amir *plays bad audio clip and lip syncs with it while making fist pumping motions*

Jake: I don’t even know why you’re going to all this trouble to make a pro-meat blog, considering the only kind of meat you have is chicken nuggets.

… and etc.

haha i tried :) if anyone else wants to send me some scenarios, go ahead (wink wink nudge nudge)

should i change my url to seizethecheeze (as in cheeze not cheese) or keep it mrs-blumenfeld???

jakeandamir:

March Madness Pt. 7

every march madness that comes out just reminds me how long i’ve been watching jake and amir for :)

swagarian:

man i really want to know jake’s virginity story

epicallyducky:

jakehurwitzlove:

jakehurwitzlove:

jakehurwitz:

Big news. Our Ace and Jocelyn poster is almost available for sale on BustedPosters.com! If you’re a true fan you’ll strip your walls completely now and then buy enough to posters to make wallpaper out of them.
PS- I don’t have to explain why I’m wearing this costume right?

epicallyducky:

jakehurwitzlove:

jakehurwitzlove:

jakehurwitz:

Big news. Our Ace and Jocelyn poster is almost available for sale on BustedPosters.com! If you’re a true fan you’ll strip your walls completely now and then buy enough to posters to make wallpaper out of them.

PS- I don’t have to explain why I’m wearing this costume right?